I am not a man of modern television. This could be because the bulk of my adult life has gone without television because as it turns out, modern television is expensive as hell. I still don’t understand why it still costs upwards of hundreds of dollars to pipe in mostly garbage programming and tons of advertisements. Still, we pay whatever it is we pay a month to watch probably three channels of programming. With the advent of Netflix and the internet, those combined satisfy our lust for all things animated, on the rocks, shot in the head, or otherwise. As an IT professional by profession and an avid gamer and anime nerd, one wouldn’t expect me to be traditionally aligned with interests that relate to cars, guns, or other things of traditionally manly men persuasion. But the truth is, I’d love to drive a fast car and shoot a big gun, and History’s Top Shot coming after Top Gear US has inevitably caused me to ruin my, and subsequently my fiance’s last few weeks of life.