Midlife Holidays
A commonly-used phrase by people my age is “Christmas was more fun when I was younger.” As best as I can figure, there are probably two reasons for that: 1. You got more presents from “Santa” 2. You got to … Continue reading
Category Archives: Originals
40 Shockingly Simple Ways You Are A Massive Dickweasel
It’s no secret my love for listicles runs deep with the blood of clickbait factories like Gawker and Buzzfeed, and yet often I find I cannot escape their obvious traps they cleverly write to take pot-shots at the sort of … Continue reading
Complex Thought Patterns
I muse very often about the past over my role within humanity. For all the intelligence and bravado we’re given, it doesn’t seem to really explain how one person can manipulate the forces of linear space and time alongside many … Continue reading