When I was a kid, Halloween was awesome. We got to dress up as our favorite character or thing and acquire a shit ton of candy our parents wouldn’t otherwise let us consume that much of the rest of the … Continue reading →

I am fairly known in my limited social interactions to self-depreciate myself often. I have to. It stems not only from what I would describe as a hard-knock life since middle school, but also because I have never felt physically … Continue reading →